5 Reasons Why All Cats are Supermodels

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Maybe you have a feline residing in your household, or maybe you don’t.  Either way, you have to be fully aware by now that cats are gorgeous creatures.  If you’re not, then you’re probably just in severe denial.

Cats are born to be supermodels.  I don’t even care if that’s a generalization – it’s the truth.  They enter each of their nine lives ready to scorch up the runway, and they don’t spare a single peasant when they decide it’s their time to conquer.

It’s another story entirely that too many of them are wasting their potential chasing dust bunnies, but that’s all about to change.  Felines are turning the modeling world upside down.

Here’s why.

1. Their cheekbones are Sparta.

Have you seen the cheekbones on felines?  If you haven’t, you really need to take a look.  Those cheekbones can slice diamonds – easily.

Cats naturally have a bone structure that many human beings would do just about anything for.  The whiskered-folk don’t have to contour or cut out carbs to get that look – it’s already there.

Felines are so Gucci.

2. Their eyes came to slay.

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If you thought cats had stunning cheekbones, let’s discuss their insane sm[eyes].  When they’re not sleepy, their eyes are always sparked up and ready to smolder everything in sight.

For feline-folk, the “smise” exists inherently.  Sorry Tyra – you won’t be eliminating any felines for lack-of-smise… or lack of anything else, really.

Not today, ANTM.  Not today. 

 

3. They don’t even “lather, rinse, repeat”.

Cats don’t need boujee shampoos and conditioners to shine – their fur already has a sheen that brings beauticians to tears.  That’s why you won’t ever really see cats messing around in those hair breakage commercials; their fur is always red carpet ready.

Well, okay.  That’s not entirely true.  Cats might participate in the madness from time to time for extra cash.  Living nine lives can get expensive.

But, in all seriousness, Goldilocks worked harder for her mane than felines ever will.

4. Their posing game is unassailable.

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Try to photograph a cat in the same position twice – it’s tough unless you catch them while they’re sleeping.  But seeing as models don’t ordinarily sleep on the job, this is a non-issue for rising feline stars.

Every time you hit the capture button on your camera, you’ll get something fresh, fierce, and Vogue from the kitties.

Just don’t try to record them – chances are they’ll fall asleep on the job.

 

5. They strut like the royalty that they are.

We already know that cats have no problem working it.  They’re highly regal, so it’s in their programming to strut their stuff [on the off chance they’re not leaping around or having a snooze].

Felines don’t need a runway to walk like they’re better than the rest of us – they already know they are and they’re not afraid to flaunt it.


{In case you’re still not fully convinced that cats are flawless, remember that they also have tails.}

There’s absolutely no getting around the fact that cats consistently demand our undying allegiance.  They are our rulers, after all.

It’s time to embrace the fact that the next phase of the Feline Master Plan is unfolding.  It’s just a matter of time now before they take over the fashion world.

#Amaranthine

 

 

 

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